Us: The one that sucks to live in right now. The one that’s getting fruitier and fruitier. The one that isn’t the New World.
You: Wait a second. New World? What do you mean?
Us: Okay, so the old world isn’t old until there’s something to replace it. The New World is here to replace the old world. It’s kinda like if you only sell one size pizza, what size do you call it? There’s no other size to compare it to. Except pizza is a really bad example, because they pretty much have two sizes: medium and large, which never really made sense to us. If there are only two sizes, they should be small and large. Right? Anyway, never mind that example. That’s pretty much the insanity of the old world. It’s not that way when we’re talking about the New World. The world that we’ve all lived in–that we’ve all known—is the only world we’ve ever known. That is until now. Now that the New World is here and available to us, that other world is old. Who buys an iPhone from a few years ago when you can have the latest model with all the cool, new advanced technologies? That’s kind of how it is with the New World. It’s the latest, with all the cool technologies to live this awesome existence on the planet. Who wants to live in the old world when you can live in the New World?